Um- hey! I'm Sam. Sam I- wait, that didn't work so well last time. Okay, note to self Sam: no more Doctor Suess references.

Um, anyway- I'm Sam Evans. I got to William McKinley high school, I'm the quarterback on the football team, and a member of the Glee club. Tried the celibacy club for a while, but then things got... weird.

Uh- right- so- If you have any questions for me, go ahead and ask. :)

OOC: This blog is operated by a Kummer and thus has a kum bias, and operates under the assumption that Sam is gay and in the closet.

My personal tumblr:
http://whatevertheheckles.tumblr.com/

GO VOTE FOR COMING OUT

(via clayblahblah)

I’m gonna be a billionaire~

I’m gonna be a billionaire~

I- I have no idea where you’re getting that from.
I’m straight.
Totally straight.
Yup.

I- I have no idea where you’re getting that from.

I’m straight.

Totally straight.

Yup.

OOC: I know this is a crappy, rushed picture but OH MY ZOOOOOOOOOD!
ASK BOX NOW REOPENED.
Mind you, I am living the less than glamorous life of a college freshman and thus have more important obligations sooooo… answers will be slow.

OOC: I know this is a crappy, rushed picture but OH MY ZOOOOOOOOOD!

ASK BOX NOW REOPENED.

Mind you, I am living the less than glamorous life of a college freshman and thus have more important obligations sooooo… answers will be slow.

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I had to publish my answer, obviously- and as this is not my main blog, it was published to my main. If you’re reading this and are at all interested in my answer, the link to my main is on my blog.

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OOC: So, I accidentally left my tablet at home, but I’ll be going to get it tomorrow afternoon. Unfortunately, this means I won’t be posting new answers until tomorrow evening.
HOWEVER- To make up for it, I am going to leave my ask box open until I come back with it. So you guys will be able to flood the hell, out of it. Isn’t that nice? :D

OOC: So, I accidentally left my tablet at home, but I’ll be going to get it tomorrow afternoon. Unfortunately, this means I won’t be posting new answers until tomorrow evening.

HOWEVER- To make up for it, I am going to leave my ask box open until I come back with it. So you guys will be able to flood the hell, out of it. Isn’t that nice? :D

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However, I am on the last question in my ask box and will probably have finished drawing the answer by sunday, so I will be reopening my ask box then.

“I don’t not like Lady Gaga. I mean, her music’s not really my thing, but I guess it’s pretty cool. I mean, Kurt likes it and Kurt’s, like, a music expert or something. I guess it was just the whole ‘Born This Way’ thing. I- um- the thing- the way I was born…”
“A- and I’m talking about the Trouty Mouth thing, alright! I was tired of people Santana ragging on me for it, s-so I didn’t want to walk around with it on my shirt!”

“I don’t not like Lady Gaga. I mean, her music’s not really my thing, but I guess it’s pretty cool. I mean, Kurt likes it and Kurt’s, like, a music expert or something. I guess it was just the whole ‘Born This Way’ thing. I- um- the thing- the way I was born…”

“A- and I’m talking about the Trouty Mouth thing, alright! I was tired of people Santana ragging on me for it, s-so I didn’t want to walk around with it on my shirt!”